Delphi da P0ssum
Delphi is a sentient computer virus born in the dumpster of a 90's Pizza hut. They could crash the entire internet if they were so inclined, but instead decided to laze around smoking weed and eating pizza with their friends. Can't resist a trash can, will jump in and start rooting through it's contents if not stopped.
Baaphomette the ex-Antichrist Egirl
Baaphomette was supposed to be The Antichrist and usher in the Apocalypse, but would much rather piss her father (the devil) off by becoming a e-girl livestreamer that only occasionally eats her simps. Loves shopping for new clothes to wear on stream (her outfits tend to get covered in blood quickly) and eating at Thiccdonald's.
Isadora the Real Rabbit
Isadora was Baaphomette's beloved childhood doll, being with her from a very young age. They were utterly inseprable, and eventually all the love the young goat had for her plaything caused Isa to Become Real a la The Velveteen Rabbit. She's still getting used to Being Real, and finds that her friends are much, much more insane and wild than she initially thought.
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